Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts

Thursday, June 30, 2011

For the record...

Weirdest couple ever.

One minute we're most literally wrestling down the hallway, the next we are in the kitchen teasing the $%@# out of each other. (Kitchen is my territory, so he has to be "nice" to me. Duh, kitchen, women. I rule there.)

Currently I'm in the middle of a bet with my sister. She thinks I can't go more than two weeks without sex. She's wrong. I can. But she told boytoy about our bet and now he's made it his mission to tease me any chance he gets. (I'm already a week in, by the way.)

Assume the position!* CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

Two can play this game. Hehe...

- This super horny girl


*When associated with "challenge accepted", the aforementioned position is similiar to that of a super hero: feet more than shoulder width apart, hands on hips, chest out, and head tilted slightly up and to the side.