Thursday, June 30, 2011

For the record...

Weirdest couple ever.

One minute we're most literally wrestling down the hallway, the next we are in the kitchen teasing the $%@# out of each other. (Kitchen is my territory, so he has to be "nice" to me. Duh, kitchen, women. I rule there.)

Currently I'm in the middle of a bet with my sister. She thinks I can't go more than two weeks without sex. She's wrong. I can. But she told boytoy about our bet and now he's made it his mission to tease me any chance he gets. (I'm already a week in, by the way.)

Assume the position!* CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

Two can play this game. Hehe...

- This super horny girl


*When associated with "challenge accepted", the aforementioned position is similiar to that of a super hero: feet more than shoulder width apart, hands on hips, chest out, and head tilted slightly up and to the side.

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